Pumpkin carving

Hey, guys, let's carve a jack-o-lantern for Halloween!

With what?

With this nice pumpkin here, of course.
That's a pumpkin?

It's miniscule!

Aw, c'mon, it'll be great. We'll make it really scary.
It's microscopic.

How scared will people get if it's microscopic?

Ebola is microscopic.

Oh.

Yeah, okay, small can be scary.

First we cut a hole in the top and scoop out the guts.
Guts!

Yeah!

Let me try!
Give it some good fangs, there.
It's not easy. It's so teeny & all...
It looks like it's crying.
It's a threatening grimace!
It looks like it's crying for its mommy.
Maybe we could make it spikier.

How's that?
That's better!
Now it looks scowly.
Maybe it's about to throw up.
Well, that's scary.

Ta-daaa!
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Hey! The bad spider hand is getting it!

Run away!
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