Monday, September 30, 2013

potato time

I'm making potato pancakes.
Mashed potatos for me.
Ha! Mine is bigger than both of yours together! I will have gnocci and knishes
Oh, you think you have spuds, do you?
This is a spud. It weighs more than I do. It has spudly annexes.
Ah, yeah, that's some tater you have there.
Are you sure that thing is really a potato?
What if it's an alien?
It kind of looks like an alien to me.
Potatos are supposed to be round. Maybe long, but round. That one's got blobs.
It looks like Elvis!
It does?
Well, if you turn the lights down, look sideways and squint.
Do you think alien elvis potatos might taste good?
I don't know.
I'm frightened. You remember the one Harold found...
We can always just eat the other ones first.
Yeah; give it a chance to manifest itself.
In the meantime, let's watch Doctor Who.

Tuesday, February 26, 2013

Snow day

 Hey look, it snowed last night!

Let's build a snowman, quick before it's gone.
 Brrr! it's cold out.
My tail is frozen.
It must be forty below!
 Where's Bunnyboy?
Went to get a scarf.
A scarf!
chicken! braaaawk!!
What's a little cold?
 Wait for me, guys!
 He looks ridiculous.
Like some frail San Diegan, all wrapped in wool.
Looks warm, though.
 I can see the use of a scarf.
Yeah, not so bad.
 Um, I can't get my paws out to build that snowman.
Me neither.
Me neither!
My tail is still frozen.
Well tuck it in.
I think there's hot chocolate in the kitchen.
Ah! now there's the life!
My buns are hot.
Oh, you think!
I'm an entirely hot Bun.