The sand was so inviting and warm I figured I would lay down for a while.
And I fell asleep.
I got a terrible sunburn!
I'm all hot pink!
I thought he was supposed to be pink.
Not this pink.
Just pink pink, not PINK pink.
Hello, my name is Maurice. Discovered at a flea market in Clermont-Ferrand, France, I was rescued for 50 centimes and immediately taken hiking. Since then I have been an ideal travelling companion: lightweight, squishable, free on trains and planes, uncomplaining, and useful in many comic situations. Over the years the shade of my pink has faded, but there will always be a new horizon to be dragged to.