It's making noise!
It's moving around!
I bet there's a monster inside.
I think it's saying 'lemme out'
Greetings, all. My name is Warren.
And I'm not an alien; I'm a gecko.
Hello, my name is Maurice. Discovered at a flea market in Clermont-Ferrand, France, I was rescued for 50 centimes and immediately taken hiking. Since then I have been an ideal travelling companion: lightweight, squishable, free on trains and planes, uncomplaining, and useful in many comic situations. Over the years the shade of my pink has faded, but there will always be a new horizon to be dragged to.