The Future of Orion
22 hours ago
Hello, my name is Maurice. Discovered at a flea market in Clermont-Ferrand, France, I was rescued for 50 centimes and immediately taken hiking. Since then I have been an ideal travelling companion: lightweight, squishable, free on trains and planes, uncomplaining, and useful in many comic situations. Over the years the shade of my pink has faded, but there will always be a new horizon to be dragged to.
2 comments:
Oh, no, cannibalism! Bad, bad rabbit. Will he throw up and have diarrhea all over the carpet like my brother-in-law's dog did after eating a whole box of chocolate?
It wasn't me! It was that band of carnivores Natalie, Sienne and the Frumious Bandersnatch! Or the rats. There are lots of Laboratory Rats here. At any rate there was nothing on the carpet but a few tiny scraps of tinfoil.
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