This is Bjorn.Bjorn is indestructable.
Oh really, you say?Ikea rats are all alike. How do we know that it's not a new Bjorn every time?
Ikea rats are not all the same!
Their teeth are attached any which way. That's Laars on the right, with nice, even, well-behaved teeth. Britta's stick out in front. Bjorn has one of each. And his left arm is too short.
Bjorn is not defeated by Diabolical Sudoku puzzles.
Bjorn goes nose to nose with toothy tyrannosaurs.
Bjorn braves the black cat.
Bjorn is proof against extremes of temperature.
Jugged Rat
Just fine!
Bjorn under one brick.
Bjorn under two bricks.
Bjorn in a fist.
Bjorn resists!
Don't worry about him playing dead.
He's just hoping for a belly-rub.
Ikea rats are not all the same!Their teeth are attached any which way. That's Laars on the right, with nice, even, well-behaved teeth. Britta's stick out in front. Bjorn has one of each. And his left arm is too short.
Bjorn is not defeated by Diabolical Sudoku puzzles.
Bjorn goes nose to nose with toothy tyrannosaurs.
Bjorn braves the black cat.
Bjorn is proof against extremes of temperature.
Jugged Rat
Just fine!
Bjorn under one brick.
Bjorn under two bricks.
Bjorn in a fist. Bjorn resists!Don't worry about him playing dead.He's just hoping for a belly-rub.
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